Monday’s Mama is Funny AF.
September 25, 2017
As a matter of principle, I don’t post on my blog on Mondays. (Only half of that sentence is true.)
And I guess while we are telling half-truths, let’s play Two Truths and a Lie real quick:
1. I fundamentally don’t trust people who play lacrosse.
2. I think mashed potatoes should go back to the Seventh Circle of Hell where they belong.
3. I’m an excellent bicyclist.
Because this isn’t a full blog post I don’t need to explain myself further. Plus, I’m sure you know the right answer. If you don’t know me by now, you will never, ever, ever know me.
But in any case, I’m really glad that Darlene posts on her blog on Mondays, because I enjoy both her sense of humor and her sass. And today I’m Monday’s Mama over on Baby Costs Money – so I’m making an exception to my incredibly strict and totally thought out “No Mondays” rule. I hope you’ll check it out because Patriots snark aside, Darlene made me sound way funnier than I really am and that’s super cool.
Also, follow Baby Costs Money to learn how much it costs to raise a kid. (Hint, if your answer isn’t “All the money” you’re guessing too low.)