43 of the Funniest Parents on Twitter

43 Hilarious Parents on Twitter
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Twitter is to funny parents as Instagram is to really beautiful people who are somehow always on a beach.

It’s where we shine. Where we can really spread our wings and fly. Where we can say “huh, I wonder if that was funny? Welp, this is low stakes. Tweet!”

And oh my gosh, the funny is real. It is so real. Pee your pants a little real.

So settle in to meet 43 of the funniest parents on Twitter and get your pointer finger ready to click “follow” because you’re going to want more of this in your life.

Kids give the sickest of burns.


Ergonomically correct. Appropriate width for pancakes.


Erika’s kid is my spirit animal.


But, but… what?


Come at me, bro.


Life isn’t always fair.


And to finish, the dessert salad menu.


Don’t worry, I’ve got this.


Oh, the humanity!


Some sayings are misleading.


Take what you can get.


When else would you watch it?


Hat tip to you.


She’s got this.


Who’s really in charge here?


Just trust her.


A plan I can get on board with.


I feel like there’s a good Guts reference here too.


Not my Jack’s dad. Apparently there are several Jacks.


RIP Naps


2,500. I mean… I don’t know…


Not the only thing that toddlers and Nelly have in common.


It’s science.


It’ll just take a minute.


I admire her courage.




Flexibility in interior decorating




Wait… isn’t that the dude from The Bachelor?


Snacks, snacks, snackssnackssnackssnacks


I love it.






You never know.


Pretty much.


This is where I’ll be having my 35th birthday party.




I believe that children are our future.


I too enjoy Spirit Week. Particularly the days that require very little of me.


Let me know what you find out. Please and thank you.


You’ve probably never heard of her.


Ready, GO!


Friends reference that ties perfectly with parenthood. End scene.


With the original intention of making this a list of 25 but parents can’t help it if they’re funny,

43 hilarious parents on Twitter

43 hilarious parents on Twitter

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