21 Hilariously Relatable Memes for Toddler Parents

Toddler in basket. Retalable toddler memes.

If there is one stage of parenthood I feel I can speak to with a level of confidence (or at least intimate awareness), it is the toddler years.

Recently our family has gone through the stages of 2 under 2 sleeplessness, the 1 and 2 year old “oh that’s why they have kid leashes” duo, and the 2 and 3 year old “everyone is talking and has strong opinions” year.

Having kids very close in age meant that the toddler years have been double the pleasure, double the fun, and double the headbutts to the face. It’s an absolutely adorable time, but sometimes completely insane.

The best way to deal? Laughter. Lots of laughter.

Are you a toddler parent?

These toddler memes are going to be so #relatable that you’ll laugh out loud and almost spill your coffee. Fair warning.



Mother of Toddler Dragons

Game of Thrones Mother of Dragons Bend the Knee Toddler Meme

The love (and pain) of a toddler

A friend asked what parenting toddlers was like so I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I loved her more than all the stars.

It’s getting expensive in here.

Bandaids are accessories - Toddlers and Nelly

The latest in toddler pillows

Two leopards on top of eachother. Toddler meme.

Who’s the boss?

You're not the boss of me, I whisper to my toddler as I put his blanket on the "right way."

Uptown dump gonna give it to ya

Bruno Mars toddler meme

Nailed it.

Toddler donut meme. Frosting eaten off the top.

Come on, mommmmmm

Reading my toddler is crying: I can't draw thunder. Meme on letter board.

Please don’t drink that/jump off that/make that phone call

Raising toddlers is basically just trying to reason with a small drunk version of yourself.

Imagine how much we could get done!

There should be an energy drink named 6am toddler.

Widely agreed upon scientific fact

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth.

I’m fine. Cut me, Mick.

Rocky toddler meme.

Technical genius

Toddlers: Will take 35 minutes to put on shoes but can open 7 apps, delete your gmail, and call your boss in 19 seconds.

Nearly free floor facial!

Giving a toddler oatmeal for breakfast is a great way to exfoliate your floor.

How sweet and considerate!

Man holding present behind his back for a woman. Toddler meme.

Mind boggling, but true.

The average toddler expends 6,500 calories per day, consumes 1.5 bites of food per meal, and grows 3 pajama sizes per night.

Oh the humanity!!!

A horror movie for toddlers, but it's just being asked to eat four peas at dinner.

That’s going to be stuck in your head all day.

Every toddler wants to rule the world meme.

HOW DARE YOU!

Toddlers are so much fun. Tweet.

You know this fear. Deeply.

You don't know fear until a toddler tries to put sunglasses on your face when you're not expecting it.

I’ll love you tomorrow, and today, and last year.

I love the toddler calendar meme.


Ugh, they are just so cute, wild, and unpredictable I literally can’t even.

Go give your toddler a hug and bookmark this page for when you need to remember we’re all in this together!

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With love for my toddlers who are now preschoolers,

Becca Carnahan Blog

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Funny and relatable memes for toddler parents that will have you laughing out loud. Toddler in owl hat.

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