Funny Kid Quotes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh out Loud

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I love when adults are funny on purpose. Comedy makes me incredibly happy, especially when it comes in the form of quick wit, masterful storytelling, or clever word play.

But kids don’t have to try to be funny. It just comes naturally. And the little sayings and musings that come out of their mouths are a gift to humanity. Nuggets of comedy gold from the mouths of babes.

Need a pick me up today? These funny kid quotes are guaranteed to make you smile, do that quiet little “I’m at the office” chuckle” or full on laugh out loud. Preferably the laugh out loud one since as adults we generally don’t laugh enough.

But Whitney Houston and I both believe that children are the future, they’ll make us laugh if we let them lead the way. Enjoy!


17 FUNNY KID QUOTES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD


Whoa, sorry!

Funny kid quotes

Good answer, good answer.

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Should have gone to Target…

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Sick burn.

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Welcome to the dark side.

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Just be cool, kid…

Funny kid quotes

Who can compare to the original POTUS?

Funny kid quotes

Back off, lady.

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This kid is brilliant.

Funny kid quotes

Come on, Ma. Be a Patriot.

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#BFF

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Fair enough.

Funny kid quotes

Ouch, man…

Funny kid quotes

Sometimes you’re just done peopling for the day.

Funny kid quotes

Don’t hold back, kid.

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Well, yes. That too.

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Let kids name all the things.

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Have your kids said something hilarious? Share it below in the comments so we can continue to scroll down through a thread of funny kid quotes! Spread the happy!

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With a good feeling about the leaders of tomorrow,

Becca Carnahan Blog

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