January 13, 2019
NEW BOOK FROM DORKY MOM DOODLES – DON’T LICK THAT Jimmy Valvano said that if you laugh, cry, and think all in one day then that’s a heck of a day. I couldn’t agree more. And if I then get Read more…
January 13, 2019
NEW BOOK FROM DORKY MOM DOODLES – DON’T LICK THAT Jimmy Valvano said that if you laugh, cry, and think all in one day then that’s a heck of a day. I couldn’t agree more. And if I then get Read more…
January 6, 2019
SPONTANEOUS LACTATION, BECAUSE SURE, THAT’S FAIR Ready for some serious TMI? I sprung a leak on Christmas Eve. Two twin leaks actually. As in my body was fully prepared to feed a baby that I DID NOT HAVE. I share Read more…
December 22, 2018
THE TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS CRAZY EYES In an act of pure desperation I sprayed Lysol on our Christmas tree this week. It wasn’t even pine scented. Jingle (Cough) Jingle (Sneeze) It all started the week after Thanksgiving when I got really Read more…
December 12, 2018
NEW ARTICLE ON MOCK MOM! Write What You Know Sometimes I think that my blog might be a bit creating a bit of reader whiplash. One minute I’m going down a road of emotions, the next I’m dedicating entire Read more…
November 27, 2018
We wish you a memey Christmas. We wish you a memey Christmas. We wish you a memey Christmas. And a new year full of memes. And happiness. Then some more Christmas memes. Christmas Time is Here, Full of Christmas Read more…
November 14, 2018
You guys… we have visitors in our house. They are unwelcome, UNadorable, and they don’t clean up after themselves or make the beds. OH SWEET LORD, I hope they haven’t been in our beds… The mice are back. Back again. Read more…
November 3, 2018
Daylight Savings with Kids: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly I have to admit something that might get me kicked out of the sisterhood of motherhood… I don’t drink coffee. Sometimes I even question it myself. Like, do I Read more…
