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So Spontaneous Lactation is a Thing…

Spontaneous Lactation - being a woman is weird...

SPONTANEOUS LACTATION, BECAUSE SURE, THAT’S FAIR Ready for some serious TMI? I sprung a leak on Christmas Eve. Two twin leaks actually. As in my body was fully prepared to feed a baby that I DID NOT HAVE. I share Read more…


I Lysoled the Christmas Tree

THE TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS CRAZY EYES In an act of pure desperation I sprayed Lysol on our Christmas tree this week. It wasn’t even pine scented. Jingle (Cough) Jingle (Sneeze) It all started the week after Thanksgiving when I got really Read more…


An Onion Walks Into a Mom Group

MockMom Fake News

NEW ARTICLE ON MOCK MOM!   Write What You Know Sometimes I think that my blog might be a bit creating a bit of reader whiplash. One minute I’m going down a road of emotions, the next I’m dedicating entire Read more…


The 25 Hilarious Memes of Christmas

Funny Christmas Memes

We wish you a memey Christmas. We wish you a memey Christmas. We wish you a memey Christmas. And a new year full of memes. And happiness. Then some more Christmas memes.   Christmas Time is Here, Full of Christmas Read more…


We Have Mice, and So Do You

You guys… we have visitors in our house. They are unwelcome, UNadorable, and they don’t clean up after themselves or make the beds. OH SWEET LORD, I hope they haven’t been in our beds… The mice are back. Back again. Read more…


How To Survive Daylight Savings With Kids (And Without Coffee)

Surviving daylight savings with kids

Daylight Savings with Kids: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly   I have to admit something that might get me kicked out of the sisterhood of motherhood… I don’t drink coffee. Sometimes I even question it myself. Like, do I Read more…


The 1 Thing That Saved My First Day Back To Work After Maternity Leave

What to expect when you are going back to work after maternity leave, and how to make it through day 1

What To Expect When You’re Expecting (To Go Back to Work After Maternity Leave) Tomorrow is my best friend’s first day back to work after maternity leave. I wrote this for her because years ago a friend made my first Read more…