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So Spontaneous Lactation is a Thing…

Spontaneous Lactation - being a woman is weird...

SPONTANEOUS LACTATION, BECAUSE SURE, THAT’S FAIR Ready for some serious TMI? I sprung a leak on Christmas Eve. Two twin leaks actually. As in my body was fully prepared to feed a baby that I DID NOT HAVE. I share Read more…


I Lysoled the Christmas Tree

THE TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS CRAZY EYES In an act of pure desperation I sprayed Lysol on our Christmas tree this week. It wasn’t even pine scented. Jingle (Cough) Jingle (Sneeze) It all started the week after Thanksgiving when I got really Read more…


An Onion Walks Into a Mom Group

MockMom Fake News

NEW ARTICLE ON MOCK MOM!   Write What You Know Sometimes I think that my blog might be a bit creating a bit of reader whiplash. One minute I’m going down a road of emotions, the next I’m dedicating entire Read more…


How To Survive Daylight Savings With Kids (And Without Coffee)

Surviving daylight savings with kids

Daylight Savings with Kids: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly   I have to admit something that might get me kicked out of the sisterhood of motherhood… I don’t drink coffee. Sometimes I even question it myself. Like, do I Read more…


The 1 Thing That Saved My First Day Back To Work After Maternity Leave

What to expect when you are going back to work after maternity leave, and how to make it through day 1

What To Expect When You’re Expecting (To Go Back to Work After Maternity Leave)   Tomorrow is my best friend’s first day back to work after maternity leave. I wrote this for her because years ago a friend made my Read more…


The Cruise Ship Metaphor You Need In Your Life

Baby, You're a Cruise Ship - On Cruises, Crying, Careers and some of the best advice I've ever received.

On Cruise Ships, Crying, and Careers   I have a really divisive topic to talk about today, guys. Cruises. I know, I know. You aren’t supposed to talk about politics, religion, or cruises in polite company but sometimes you just Read more…


When Today was a Dumpster Fire

When today was a dumpster fire, it helps to have some perspective.

On Working Mom Life, Setting Intentions, and Knowing What To Do When All Else Fails   Today was a dumpster fire. A real tons of burning trash, everything is terrible, no good very bad day. But before we get to Read more…


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